(Spoonie Luv) “What about the badonkadonk butt?” Cammie Wants a DeliveryĬammie wants to get back at her boyfriend for cheating by calling a pizza place and asking for a “special delivery,” but when he interrupts the call, he lets Speedy Pizza know what’s what.įunniest Quote: (Cammie’s boyfriend) “She’s got herpes, she’s got chlamydia, she’s got VD, she’s got everything.” Elmer Has a Birthday (Jimmy Kimmel)Įlmer (Jimmy Kimmel) is upset that he didn’t get $25 for his birthday when he receives a donation card in the mail from a charitable organization.įunniest Quote: (Charitable Organization) “On your behalf, not…” Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) calls The Village Voice to try and place an inappropriate personal adįunniest Quotes: (Spoonie Luv) “Yeah, I’m just putting my personals, this what I want.” Watch Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob (the supervisor) not give a damn about a female customer’s lost package…įunniest Quote: (Willie) “I ain’t some hula-hoop eyed chicken-neck lookin’ jive turkey.” “Spoonie Luv” Places a Personal Ad with The Village Voice YPS Loses a Package (Incoming – Wrong Number Call: Woman Thinks She Called Parcel Service) He repeatedly hits the America Online “You’ve Got Mail” button while he repeats “I Got Mail” over and over. In this ridiculously funny episode, Special Ed calls computer assistance to let them know he’s got mail. “Special Ed” Needs Support – “I Got Mail” (Jim Florentine) Not all of the best episodes are on YouTube, luckily we can still watch some on Comedy Central. More Crank Yankers Episodes on Comedy Central We dare you to try and keep a straight face during this episode. Check out this absolutely hilarious phone call she makes to a video game store that sold him the game. After her man bought the “Red Dead Redemption” game, he’s giving her no loving attention anymore. #1 Tiffany Haddish’s “Red Dead Redemption” ComplaintĪll Tiffany Haddish wants is to get some “D” and she doesn’t mean donuts. Gladys tries to talk a hardware store clerk to come over and help her get off a toilet seat after her kids super glued it. Gladys Calls a Hardware Store for Some Help Gladys Needs a PsychicĪfter her uncle passes, Gladys needs psychic help to contact him in the afterlife to get financial information. Gladys doesn’t like the mannequins in the department store and makes humorous suggestions on how to make them look more like “real” women. Gladys Calls a Department Store with an Idea She calls them to file a humorous complaint. SST Towing Call: Gladys Murphy Lodges Complaint (Turd in My Car)Īfter picking up her car from their lot, Gladys finds a large turd in the back seat of her car. Here’s the breakdown of the skits you can’t miss in the above video. The four skits in this Best of Gladys video could easily make this list on their own. She might also be a lesbian.It’s absolutely impossible to pick the best skit that Wanda Sykes makes on Crank Yankers as Gladys – she’s absolute comedy gold. She hates weird smells, Oprah, and Oprah's weird smell. His dislikes are Charlie,A mericans turning their backs on veterans, and walking on grenades.Hadassah Guberman: a 24 year old girl with quite a few jobs.She likes cute clothes, romance, and kisha. His dislikes are dirty language and dirty talk.Dick Birchum: Yankerville's 62 year old veteran now master carpenter and SHOP teacher.He likes wood, porn, and Brie. He likes to play horseshoes with his gay grandson. He loves beer and hates when people are giving him a hard time.Elmer Higgins: The 92 year old elder of Yankerville who got married to his wife Helen when she was 9 (he was 18. Most of the time during his crank calls he can be seen belching continuously into his phone. His dislikes are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 11.Bobby Fletcher: He's 36 and unemployed. He dislikes spiders and ghosts.OCD Ken: 47 year old accountant who's got Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. He lives with his grandma and he loves fried chicken, Hawaii, Snow globes, and scooters. Screw the innocent.CHARACTERS: Special Ed: a 16 year old boy whose job is cleaning tables at Yanker Burger. So sit back pull up a phone and enjoy the cranks.And just remember: The crank calls you are about to hear are real. Crank Yankers also features celebrities like Snoop Dogg, Tenacious D (in the nude) and Ween. It's for you! Crank Yankers features some of the funniest characters from old Elmer Higgins to a very special someone they call Ed. So sit back pull up a phone and enjoy the cranks.And just remember: The crank calls you are about to hear Pick it up.
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